No wonder Phoebe was one weird little something on FRIENDS. Sometimes she might sound dumb, but no wonder she has taken her rightful place as being a badass. Here are 13 sorted quotes which prove Phoebe was the real deal on FRIENDS.
Ha. If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
No kidding. Monica and Rachel don’t stand a chance to Phoebe.
“Your collective dating record reads like a who’s who of human crap!”
Tough love you see.
“Your love is like a giant Pigeon, crapping on my heart.”
The very first episode of friends and Phoebe is bombing.
“Come on, Ross. You’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”
How is that for some sarcasm.
“How can you let him talk to your crotch like that ?”
Always a hint of humor in the insult. Classic Phoebe.
“Phoebe. Great name.”
“You like that? You should hear my phone number.”
Now that one heck of a pickup line. It actually works both genders. You can at least get a giggle out of the person you are talking to.
“If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows…
please give me money so I can buy a computer ”
Broke financially but Rich at heart and humor. I would give her all my money.
“Phoebe, do you have a plan?”
“I don’t even have a “Pla”.
And she can be lazy at times. Just Plain LAZY.
“I may play the fool at times but I’m more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”
You go girl. You are more feisty than any girl out there.
“They don’t know we know they know we know”
“Phoebe, do you want to help out?”
“Oh I wish I could but I don’t want to.”
And on the face.
“She is your Lobster.”
Aww.. Love. Pure love.
Now that’s 13 we could come up with. Tell us your best Phoebe moments. Btw, ‘Smelly Cat‘ is my ringtone 😀